So why would someone pay for bottled water? It ranks right up there with Pet Rocks for brilliant marketing.
OK, so you like the pure mountain spring water, fresh from nature's bosom.
Not if you're drinking Aquafina, or (I'm sure) most other brands:
NEW YORK (Reuters) - PepsiCo Inc. will spell out that its Aquafina bottled water is made with tap water, a concession to the growing environmental and political opposition to the bottled water industry.
There's an environmental opposition to bottled water? On what grounds?
Critics charge the bottled water industry adds plastic to landfills, uses too much energy by producing and shipping bottles across the world and undermines confidence in the safety and cleanliness of public water supplies, all while much of the world's population is without access to clean water.
Damn. "Big Water" sounds like communist whores or something.