Monday, October 01, 2007

This One's For Real

I don't usually believe in conspiracy theories, especially ones that require me to believe that either Jewish bankers or the US government brought down the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

But this one? There's too much proof in this to ignore. The conclusion? Jews sank the Titanic.

Watch the video and learn the troof.

(For those of you who are new to this site, I'm being totally facetious above.)


allenm said...

Oh, what's the point of denying it any longer: yes, we did it. We're the international Jewish conspiracy and we're in charge of everything.

All those Eastern European ghettos? Misdirection. Each one actually was the lap of luxury cunningly made to appear to be the model of grinding poverty.

The pogroms? No Jews actually died. All photographic manipulation. Turns out Photoshop is another of our inventions.

We also sank the Titanic. Can't remember why. Maybe it was a slow week.

Don, American Idle said...

Very funny; my kind of humor.

allenm said...

> about those black helicopters....

How do you think we transport our flying rods from place to place?

If anyone's interested we're thinking of throwing membership open to the public.

We've always had a few, token non-Jewish members of our shadowy uber-government - Henry Ford, Joe Kennedy, Charles Lindbergh - but there are so many people who know about us now that we've decided to throw in the towel and become the first open-membership secret international conspiracy.

So if you want to become a member of the ZOG just get a phonograph record of the Beatles "Abbey Road" album and play it backwards. Or just make a request for a membership form to your bathroom mirror. We'll hear you.