I haven't addressed BDS in quite awhile, but for those of you who doubt that it's a real malady, perhaps you should read this and tell me if you haven't changed your mind. It's more real than Morgellons Disease, and at least as creepy.
Update, 5/28/06 1:31 pm: More here. This time, Bush is detaining American citizens by the hoard, and locking them up. Somewhere. Maybe. Obviously, the affliction known as BDS wreaks ungodly havoc on the logic centers of the brain.
Oh, and I love comments #5 and 9.