And if he refuses it in order to keep his American citizenship he'll earn the highly coveted (and very first) Right On The Left Coast Patriotic American Award.
If he accepts it, who can fault him? Even *I* could be tempted by such an offer. Tempted.
well, ok, so he might be up for an Earldom, which sounds like a good deal. But it's the Earldom of Essex. Eeuuuuww.
(runs and hides...)
Essex is better than Nosex.
Hah hah, sometimes I slay myself.
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