Wednesday, July 27, 2005


Some people don't think that the war in Iraq was necessary. They probably didn't like the war in Afghanistan either, but they're smart enough not to say so.

Let's see if I can find a potential war we can all get behind.



Got it! War between Canada and Denmark! It's in the offing! Go read about it here! and here!

By the way, did you know that France still "owns" a couple of islands off the southern coast of Newfoundland, Canada? Seriously! Maybe after the Canucks kick some Danish butt they can invade the French islands. Manifest destiny for Canuckistan!

And then it occurred to me. There's one other spot the Canuckians might want to invade. Get out a map and check out either northwest Washington state or the southwest corner of mainland British Columbia. Point Roberts, Washington, US of A. Not even an island, just a few acres of land attached to Canada.

They wouldn't dare try!

Would they?


Anonymouph said...

Hey Darren,

I realize this has nothing to do with wars, or Canada, or sexy Danish butt, but I just wanted to drop by and say hello.

It's a good thing we've got the "Bow-chicka-bow-wow" thing in common, 'cause it sounds like our political beliefs might clash a little. My blog could easily be called "Left on the Right Coast." I'm happy to focus on our commonalities though. :-P

Darren said...

Left on the Right Coast? Like that's something odd!

Well, I guess it might be if you're south of Virginia or something. North of Virginia, Lefties are like mosquitos in the bayou! May as well be on the coast of California!

But OK, commonalities. Did you see the Friends episode called "The One With The Free Porn"? I got "bow-chicka-bow-wow" from their; it was the theme song to Good Will Humping!

Anyway, who wants to know why Mz. Smlph is posting here? You do? Wonderful! I'll tell you. Because I left a comment on her blog :)

To quote from my favorite B-movie of the 80's: It's all on the wheel; it all comes around.

Now, let's help the Canuckians invade the Danish and French islands. In return we want the other half of Monday Harbor, or whatever it's called.

Anonymouph said...

I am south of Virginia, and it is DEFINITELY strange to be a left around these parts. But I'm not a native, so my leftness isn't that anomalous.

When did you leave a comment on my blog? I commented on your blog because you commented on Coach Brown's blog.

Darren said...

OK, in my comment above, "their" should be "there".

I'll blame it on stream-of-consciousness typing, although there's no excuse for not proofreading my comment before posting it. Mea culpa.

Anonymous said...

I don't know any liberals who didn't support the war in Afghanistan. In fact, like all intelligent people, they think that's where the bulk of our forces should be, instead of this fool's errand in Iraq.

Darren said...

So the rest of us who don't agree with you aren't intelligent, anonymous? Great way to debate.