I just got out of a meeting in which we were given more information about our upcoming partial-reopening of school using a hybrid model. There were some, uh, interesting questions asked at the meeting. I'm going to exaggerate some of those questions, but not by much:
What if there's radioactive fallout from a nuclear weapon, would I have to keep my classroom doors closed or could I keep them open for 'rona ventilation?
What if a student is peeing and some splashes up on their mask, do we have spares we can give them? Would they have to wear the pee-mask back to the classroom?
I have my desks spaced 6' apart. If a kid leans over, thus reducing the distance to another student to less than 6', can we all go home until the entire county is revaccinated?
If a student refuses to keep their mask over their mouth and nose, can I beat them to a bloody pulp?
The meeting took about an hour and a half.