Usually when one side wins big they offer “helpful” advice to the other side, and that advice usually is of the form “If you want to win you should be more like us.” Of course offering such advice is more than a little self-serving, and no one’s really going to take such advice when it’s offered. For obvious reasons!
Here’s someone on the losing side, though, offering advice to President Obama. Please! Take this advice! I hope he does! I’m not going to suggest that he does—because of course he wouldn’t take my advice, he being the smartest man in the world and all—but I hope he takes this advice. I really do. For very self-serving reasons—he’d be guaranteeing Republicans the White House two years from now: