Thursday, January 26, 2012

Occupy vs. Tea Partiers

This was sent to me today. Is it true? We know a lot of it is. Anyone want to defend the behavior of the animals in the 2nd column?

REPORTED

OCCUPY PARTY

TEA PARTY

ARRESTS

4149+

0

RAPES

12

0

DAMAGE

$10,000,000.00

$0

PUBLIC DEFECATION

YES

NO

ANTISEMITIC RANTS

12

0

COST TO TAXPAYERS ( by 11/9)

$19,327,487.00+

$0

PUBLIC MASTURBATION

3

0

MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN

10

0

FIGHTS STARTED

YES

NO

CHILDREN EXPLOITED

YES

NO

POLICE CARS DAMAGED

2

0

PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS

YES

NO

DRUG POSSESSION ARREST

YES

NO

CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST

YES

NO

DRUG OVERDOSE

YES

NO

THEFTS

YES

NO

BURGLARIES

YES

NO

VANDALISM ARREST

YES

NO

TRESPASSING ARREST

YES

NO

NON FATAL SHOOTINGS

1

0

PUBLIC URINATION

YES

NO

URINATION ON OTHERS

YES

NO

ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED

2

0

AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED

1

0

AMERICAN FLAGS DANCED ON

1

0

AMERICAN FLAG DESECRATION

25

0

FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT

1

0

HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS

1

0

TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS

1

0

MURDER

1

0

SUICIDE

1

0

SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE

1

0

SCABIES OUTBREAKS

1

0

OBAMA ENDORSED IT

YES

NO

PELOSI ENDORSED IT

YES

NO

CAIR ENDORSED IT

YES

NO

SOCIALIST PARTY ENDORSED

YES

NO

NAZI PARTY ENDORSED

YES

NO

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD ENDORSED

YES

NO

COMMUNIST PARTY ENDORSED

YES

NO

BIDEN ENDORSED

YES

NO

HUGO CHAVEZ ENDORSED

YES

NO

BLACK PANTHERS ENDORSED

YES

NO

HEZBOLLAH ENDORSED

YES

NO

MARXIST UNION ENDORSED

YES

NO

9/11 TRUTHER ENDORSED

YES

NO

BOLSHEVIK ENDORSED

YES

NO

IRAN GOVERNMENT ENDORSED

YES

NO

AYATOLLAH ENDORSED

YES

NO

NORTH KOREA ENDORSED

YES

NO

FARRAKHAN ENDORSED

YES

NO

NATION OF ISLAM ENDORSED

YES

NO

6 comments:

allen (in Michigan) said...

I think "animals" isn't particularly accurate although the brevity of the single word is a factor in it's favor. Still, spoiled, self-indulgent, selfish snots, along with being alliterative, is more accurate and more explanatory.

gbradley said...

That's cool, but I am sure that there have been arrests and fights at Tea Party rallies.
Whoever made this should have been more thorough in the research, because the contrast would still be just as illustrative.

MikeAT said...

Mr Bradley

You can safely assume not. If there was a rape or picture of a TEA Party participant defecating on a cop car it would be on ABC/CBS/NBC etc for months on end.

James In Springfield said...

This is from my area (Eugene, OR) and was what lead to the Occupy Eugene campsite being shut down. The homeless man came into the camp (they were welcoming homeless people openly) and started a fight. As a result of the injuries he sustained, he died. http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Occupy-Eugene-fight-victim-dies-136165048.html

Anonymous said...

This is a joke, right?

Darren said...

No, the "occupy" movement is.