Finally, The United Nations Does Something Right

I received the following email today. This is probably the wisest thing the UN has ever done; it's certainly the UN's best expenditure of money:

COMPENSATION PAYMENT FROM UNCC
United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC)

Attention: Honorable Beneficiary

I wish to congratulate you for the approval of the compensation payment of $405,000.00 USD by this commission. The United Nation Compensation Commission (UNCC) was created in 1991 as a subsidiary organ of the UN Security Council. Our mandate is to retrieve lost fund through various law agents and also to process claims and pay compensation for losses and damages suffered as a direct result of Internet Fraud.

You can view this page for your perusal then do the needful by contacting the paying agent accordingly.

(http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm).

Your approved compensation payment fails into Category 'E' and your payment have been directed to the New York Control Unit. The sum of $9,000.00 USD equivalent of your local currency have been approved and programed to be sent to you every day until you receive the total of $405,000.00 USD. This payment have commenced and will last for 45 days so contact your pay agent urgently.

Your first Payment has been sent today with below detail.

MTCN: 7471409156
SENDER FIRST NAME:.. Abdul rahman
SENDER LAST NAME:.. Bin eddie
Test question: REF
Answer: Today
Amount: $9,000.00 USD

To check the status of this transfer; go to
https://wumt.westernunion.com/WUCOMWEB/transferStatusAction.do?method=load&countryCode=US&languageCode=en&pid=usMenuTrackTransfer

kindly contact the below Paying Agent who is in position to release your
payment today.

Contact Person: Mr. Mark James
E-mail: payagent.wu11210ny@globomail.com
Tel: (347) 829-5165

The Western union payout center have been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Note that the Paying Agent will require that you reconfirm the following particulars:

Your Full Name: ---------------
Address: ------------------------
City/Zip Code: -----------------
Country: ------------------------
Tel: ------------------------------

DO REMEMBER YOUR PAYMENT REFERENCE: BR/FMWH/1001/011 AND YOU WILL REQUIRE YOUR 14 DIGIT ELECTRONIC FUND TRANSFER PIN (EFTP) TO PICK UP YOUR DAILY PAYMENT. Ask your paying agent to direct you on how to secure your EFTP today.

Note that this payment will be 'on hold' pending when you secure your 14 DIGIT ELECTRONIC FUND TRANSFER PIN (EFTP) for a one time payment of $275.00. EFTP payment should be sent to the origin of your Compensation Payment Advice, i.e Republic of Benin.

Failure to contact your Paying Agent will result in payment cancellation.

Mike Hills
UNCC/Protocol Officer

With the upcoming pay cuts, I can certainly use this money.