Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
These
dropped off into
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem inIraq to be over by Friday.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in
5 comments:
seriousally, i think they should do something like that. because there would be no ROE, so we'de be done hella quick
LOL - too funny.
I resemble that remark.
I want to know what that is and where I can purchase one. It looks like a .50 cal single shot or a pnumatic gun.
I was also thinking that it looked like a .50 cal.
Bastards shouldn't have messed with Earnhardt.
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