KIDS will be taught to Twitter instead of learning history in a shake-up of primary school lessons.
Teachers will be able to ditch lessons about Queen Victoria and the Second World War.
But pupils MUST learn how to Twitter — posting instant online updates about their lives.
Twitter is used by Britney Spears, Stephen Fry and US President Barack Obama.
How to blog and podcast will also be taught.
Under proposed changes — drawn up by ex-chief schools inspector Sir Jim Rose — the 13 traditional subjects will be replaced with six.
Assuming this is real, I hope more rational heads will prevail.