Friday, May 18, 2007

Why Not Just Sell Drugs?

Our principal sent out an email today, complete with pictures, showing how certain types of sandals are designed and made for children to smuggle alcohol or drugs.

Some might say that's ingenious, that it's merely filling a market niche, that the the students and not the company are what's really at fault here. If that's so, why not just sell the kids drugs?




7 comments:

Rhymes With Right said...

Darren -- could you forward me a copy of that email? I'd love to pass it on to my administrators.

rhymeswithright@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

What a sad age we live in.

Scott McCall said...

i have a pair of those!

just kidding...i dont wear sandles.

you have to admit though....that just HAS to look freggin hilarious if you saw someone drinking out of their sandle. it must smell pretty f***in aweful. plus...if someone has sweaty feet, i would think that too much sweat would drip through the sandle, and through the pouch the liquid is in. hmm...that would add a little spice to the mix.

drug free all the way!

Cadet MSgt (select) said...

I almost bought a pair of those!! Of course I had my girlfriend with me who thought they were dumb, and being the kind of guy I am, I didn't buy them. Sandels with a flask... no one would ever suspect to MWH the shoes. Oh the possiblities,,,

Dana said...

That is messed up.

Lincoln Bartlett said...

I would like to point out that the name of the company is REEF. Which bares a strong resemblance to the word REEFER... I'm feeling a comunist plot...

Jetgirl said...

Hmm, I had a pair of creepers (you know, those lounge lizardy looking plaform loafers the "hip" kids wear) with a compartment in the sole for contraband (about 4-5 ounces of it by size).

However they were obviously intended for actual smuggling, where these are just flaunting it.