Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Redneck Armed Forces

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of

a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be

dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


Scott McCall said...

seriousally, i think they should do something like that. because there would be no ROE, so we'de be done hella quick

Amerloc said...

LOL - too funny.

Suzi said...

I am sure I should be offended, but as a Texan with a bit stronger than usual state-related ego, I say, "Go for it."

Yolo Cowboy said...

I resemble that remark.
I want to know what that is and where I can purchase one. It looks like a .50 cal single shot or a pnumatic gun.

Darren said...

I was also thinking that it looked like a .50 cal.

Darren said...

Bastards shouldn't have messed with Earnhardt.