Chocolate is proof that God exists, since nothing that good could occur by chance. But this post isn't about that.
Today I was at Sam's Club--a division of the evil Wal*Mart chain which, as a teacher, I'm not supposed to shop at but since I, as a non-union-member, couldn't care less what the unions think I shop there anyway--and what did I see on display in the middle of one of the aisles? Why, Twinkies with banana-flavored filling!
If that isn't ingenious, I don't know what is.