Smart People Jokes

The geeky highbrow jokes in this article are pretty funny.  Examples:

The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.

A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.