Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Driving Is Like Taking A Poop?

I teach many sophomores and juniors, and I can't tell you how many times over the years students have anxiously approached me to let me know they've gotten their drivers licenses. Each time I'm sure I get one new gray hair.

So all of you new drivers, and even some of you longer-term drivers, read the Top Four Tips For Driving Like A Pro. As for the title of my post, well, read that article.


allen said...

I've figured out what the U.S. justice system lacks: metaphor cops. And I just witnessed a felony.

Darren said...

Allen, you slay me.