Gay Cruise From Beijing Olympics To San Francisco???

Some headlines just need to be rewritten:

Look both ways! Bolt, Powell, Gay cruise to 100 SF

The way I read it, it sounds like Bolt and Powell will be very happy together :-)

In case the link eventually dies, it's a story about three sprinters who "cruise" to the 100 meter dash semifinals.

Update, 8/16/08: I see the headline's been changed. Here's a screen shot from ap.google.com just to show that I didn't make this up!