I'd weep for the future if I thought this was anything more than a pathetic attempt to deprive me of my sweets. Which I don't need anyway. Because all my pants are shrinking. Really fast.
"Mr. M, can I have a Starburst?"
"No."
"But I've given you Starburst before."
"I'm giving you an education."
"I'll trade my education for a Starburst."
That's hilarious! Sometimes I wish I had a tape recorder in hand at all times. Most of the time I forget the funny things the kids say by the time I get a chance to write them down.
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