Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Too Many Journalists Are Scumbags

Yes, it's a small sample size.  No, it's not a very scientific study.  But reality doesn't matter to too many journalists, they only care about their narrative.  Since turnabout is fair play, let's see what this study had to say about journalists:
Journalists' brains show a lower-than-average level of executive functioning, according to a new study, which means they have a below-average ability to regulate their emotions, suppress biases, solve complex problems, switch between tasks, and show creative and flexible thinking.
Sounds about right to me, so it must be right.
The results showed that journalists' brains were operating at a lower level than the average population, particularly because of dehydration and the tendency of journalists to self-medicate with alcohol, caffeine, and high-sugar foods.
Don't sound very intelligent, these journalists.
Compared with bankers, traders, or salespeople, journalists showed that they were more able to cope with pressure. Traits that make journalism a stressful profession are deadlines, accountability to the public, unpredictable and heavy workloads, public scrutiny, repercussions on social media, and lower pay.

The results, however, showed that the journalists were on average no more physically stressed than the average person. The blood tests showed that their levels of cortisol — known as the stress hormone — were mostly normal.
So, they're just drama queens.

Drawing wild conclusions about large groups of people based on a tiny sample, that may or may not be representative, is fun!

Update:  That they didn't get the joke shows journalists aren't very bright, either.  Perhaps that's why they became journalists for a living.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:37 PM

    If you are so smart, how come you teach in public schools?

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  2. What, do you want stupid people to teach math?

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  3. Anna A3:17 AM

    Anonymous,

    Do you know how many good math workers Darren has helped produce in his career? (I suspect that few to none would know).

    I know that I still appreciate my geometry teacher and Mrs. Weller who was my first chemistry teacher. I am now a chemist in part due to two years of being her student.

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  4. Anonymous7:47 AM

    You are an underachiever. That's fine. So am I.

    But you are running around insulting other people's intelligence, on a blog that no one reads.

    Journalists are human beings and deserve respect.

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  5. formerfisixteach4:01 PM

    Lol great response!

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  6. You read my blog, anonymous. Are you no one?

    As far as deserving respect, journalists--like everyone else--deserve only what they earn. That I mock them using their own tactics indicates that too many don't deserve much.

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