Candy In The Staff Lounge

It's an open secret at my school that if you want to kill off the staff, just leave poisoned food in the staff lounge.  We're a bunch of chowhounds in there, we eat everything.

Today I saw something new, a small basket of candy:

The wrapper is about 2" long, and the candy is like a fruit rollup.  As I said, in our staff lounge we eat everything, so I tried one.  Not horrible.

Then I turned the wrapper over:

That's right, boys and girls, MADE IN IRAN.

I now see the results of the deal President Obama made with them.  We get candy, they get nukes.