They're Not Smart Enough To Figure This Out On Their Own?

I would think that Ivy Leaguers should be able to figure out Tab A and Slot B pretty easily:

Harvard University’s annual Sex Week observance, which launched Sunday, includes a workshop called “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101″ that aims to teach the Ivy League students how to have anal sex.

Whatever a year's tuition at Harvard is, it's clearly too high.