This was sent to me today. Is it true? We know a lot of it is. Anyone want to defend the behavior of the animals in the 2nd column?
REPORTED | OCCUPY PARTY | TEA PARTY |
ARRESTS | 4149+ | 0 |
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RAPES | 12 | 0 |
DAMAGE | $10,000,000.00 | $0 |
PUBLIC DEFECATION | YES | NO |
ANTISEMITIC RANTS | 12 | 0 |
COST TO TAXPAYERS ( by 11/9) | $19,327,487.00+ | $0 |
PUBLIC MASTURBATION | 3 | 0 |
MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN | 10 | 0 |
FIGHTS STARTED | YES | NO |
CHILDREN EXPLOITED | YES | NO |
POLICE CARS DAMAGED | 2 | 0 |
PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS | YES | NO |
DRUG POSSESSION ARREST | YES | NO |
CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST | YES | NO |
DRUG OVERDOSE | YES | NO |
THEFTS | YES | NO |
BURGLARIES | YES | NO |
VANDALISM ARREST | YES | NO |
TRESPASSING ARREST | YES | NO |
NON FATAL SHOOTINGS | 1 | 0 |
PUBLIC URINATION | YES | NO |
URINATION ON OTHERS | YES | NO |
ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED | 2 | 0 |
AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED | 1 | 0 |
AMERICAN FLAGS DANCED ON | 1 | 0 |
AMERICAN FLAG DESECRATION | 25 | 0 |
FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT | 1 | 0 |
HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS | 1 | 0 |
TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS | 1 | 0 |
MURDER | 1 | 0 |
SUICIDE | 1 | 0 |
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SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE | 1 | 0 |
SCABIES OUTBREAKS | 1 | 0 |
OBAMA ENDORSED IT | YES | NO |
PELOSI ENDORSED IT | YES | NO |
CAIR ENDORSED IT | YES | NO |
SOCIALIST PARTY ENDORSED | YES | NO |
NAZI PARTY ENDORSED | YES | NO |
MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD ENDORSED | YES | NO |
COMMUNIST PARTY ENDORSED | YES | NO |
BIDEN ENDORSED | YES | NO |
HUGO CHAVEZ ENDORSED | YES | NO |
BLACK PANTHERS ENDORSED | YES | NO |
HEZBOLLAH ENDORSED | YES | NO |
MARXIST UNION ENDORSED | YES | NO |
9/11 TRUTHER ENDORSED | YES | NO |
BOLSHEVIK ENDORSED | YES | NO |
IRAN GOVERNMENT ENDORSED | YES | NO |
AYATOLLAH ENDORSED | YES | NO |
NORTH KOREA ENDORSED | YES | NO |
FARRAKHAN ENDORSED | YES | NO |
NATION OF ISLAM ENDORSED | YES | NO |
I think "animals" isn't particularly accurate although the brevity of the single word is a factor in it's favor. Still, spoiled, self-indulgent, selfish snots, along with being alliterative, is more accurate and more explanatory.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool, but I am sure that there have been arrests and fights at Tea Party rallies.
ReplyDeleteWhoever made this should have been more thorough in the research, because the contrast would still be just as illustrative.
Mr Bradley
ReplyDeleteYou can safely assume not. If there was a rape or picture of a TEA Party participant defecating on a cop car it would be on ABC/CBS/NBC etc for months on end.
This is from my area (Eugene, OR) and was what lead to the Occupy Eugene campsite being shut down. The homeless man came into the camp (they were welcoming homeless people openly) and started a fight. As a result of the injuries he sustained, he died. http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Occupy-Eugene-fight-victim-dies-136165048.html
ReplyDeleteThis is a joke, right?
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