A California university professor has been charged with peeing on a colleague's campus office door...Investigators say a dispute between Petrov and another math professor was the motive.
The Los Angeles Times says Petrov was captured on videotape urinating on the door of another professor's office on the San Fernando Valley campus. School officials had rigged the camera after discovering puddles of what they thought was urine at the professor's door.
Say it with me: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Golden showers in the Ivory Tower
ReplyDeleteMaybe he misheard 'peer review' as 'pee-er' review...
ReplyDeleteI guess he was really pissed off.
ReplyDeleteWho leaked this story?
I heard his attorney said, "Urine trouble now."
What a wiz kid. When did he get his Pee-HD?
He'll certainly be relieved of his duties now.
This story is unReal. Plus, this is a Prime example and provides Proof of the Imaginary Domain in which many of these Irrational professors Function.
ReplyDeleteThis Radical behavior shows that many institutions hire the Lowest Common Denominator. it's a slippery Slope. I Postulate that the Probability that this college will now be viewed as Odd is not Infinitesimal but rather better than Average. The school need to get to the Root of the Problem.
Well, I didn't Mean to go off on a Tangent.
LOL! I just laughed until I wet my pants!
ReplyDeleteIs there a Depends in the house??