Thursday, December 10, 2009

What Is It With Language Teachers?

The only teacher I've ever heard mention having sex in his/her classroom was a teacher who also used to volunteer to teach English to migrant farmworkers. She talked about how she'd bring them to her classroom at school late at night on weekends--because, get this, taking them to her apartment would be too weird!

Oh, I have lots of stories about that one.

She was young, reasonably attractive, academically intelligent, and odd as a three dollar bill. I wonder if she'd fit in with this crowd:

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.


Of course, nothing is proven yet and the district is investigating.

Bow shicka bow shicka bow-wow.

4 comments:

  1. Another "what is wrong with people" moment brought to you by the sexual revolution.

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  2. allen (in Michigan)6:05 PM

    Well you know, being multilingual does require, and develop, a certain facility with the tongue...

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  3. Wow! I have seen and heard all sorts over the years but am shocked by this. Taking fellas there at night is weird but taking the chance during the school day is madness.

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  4. Thank god members of the mathematics department are not this pervy.

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