Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Redneck Armed Forces


Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of

a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces.


These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be

dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:54 PM

    seriousally, i think they should do something like that. because there would be no ROE, so we'de be done hella quick

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  2. I resemble that remark.
    I want to know what that is and where I can purchase one. It looks like a .50 cal single shot or a pnumatic gun.

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  3. I was also thinking that it looked like a .50 cal.

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  4. Bastards shouldn't have messed with Earnhardt.

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