I Was Ahead Of My Time

When I once used satire to propose a sex room on a high school campus, little did I know how prescient that "modest proposal" would be.

Manassas school officials weren't as laid back. The students -- eight in all -- were quickly identified and suspended, and the matter prompted the small school system to confront an issue many adults would rather not face: in this case, two girls and three boys engaging in oral sex or intercourse on school property while three other boys watched, according to sources familiar with what happened.

They just sat there and watched? At school? And the others continued? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!