Mario Gave Me Many Kisses Today

No, dear reader, it's not like that! Get your mind out of the gutter.

Today, February 14th, is the second best day of the school year to mooch candy off of students; the best day, of course, is November 1st, the day after Halloween. In one class I mentioned that nobody had given me any candy, and one male student asked if I'd like some kisses. Not taken aback at all, I said sure, raised my eyebrows, and smiled--and he handed me a handful of Hershey's candies.

I don't feel cheated.... :-)