How could I not link to this article, which discusses President Bush's and John Kerry's Yale grades?
And Chimpy McBushitler (did I get all the bashing right, you lefties?) was the dummy and Horseface (or the other end, as it turns out) was the nuanced intellectual? Well, that's not what the transcripts bear out :-)
And ladies, of the two pictures shown, which one would you want to date?